why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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