What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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