stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
