I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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