we made out on top of his cat.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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