I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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