worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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