If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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