omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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