I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I'm drive I can fine osifer
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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