Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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