Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I need water and some morals
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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