i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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