So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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