the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
