false alarm. still invincible.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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