It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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