ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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