Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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