pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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