Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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