I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Randomize