Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
