She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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