I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Randomize
