The maid of honor just puked.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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