I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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