I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
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