my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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