Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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