I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
