i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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