I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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