question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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