We tried having a conversation with our noses.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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