yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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