Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Randomize
