Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
id be glad to
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
