i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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