I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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