Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
