It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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