I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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