your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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