dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Randomize
