You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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