So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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