my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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