Don't make out with my wife yet
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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