How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
are you so shy because you have an std?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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