You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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