we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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