And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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